"I'm doing this review on the site itself and I still can't say how the food is, if it's good or bad because it still hasn't arrived after 45 minutes, the tablecloth is beautiful, the appetizer olives that arrived 10 minutes late were good, we have touched 2 and a half each Summary hour and a half after the first paragraph -First, some patatas bravas took ONE HALF HOUR SINCE WE ASKED FOR THEM. -the hamburger bun was burnt, not toasted -The food was acceptable to good. -the first dish arrived an hour after ordering it and they were broken eggs (dry yolk) -We spent more time making jokes about the time it took than eating Now I start to do calculations The food has come out to euro per second that they have taken to bring the account: 52 euros and 54 seconds -We have been waiting twice as many minutes as it took to bring the bill for the first course. -It would be a mistake for you to have salty patatas bravas, but how is it possible that they remain bland? -there was a little fish in my bones -If you see this review before going, go if you want but take a tent in case you spend more than 3 nights, as camping it's fine and you have bathrooms (I think) Now for a bit of humor (this is not relevant to the review) I never thought I could pay off the 30-year mortgage before being served a plate at a bar. They asked us if we wanted dessert and we said no that we were expecting an invitation to a wedding in two months I don't know if the tray belongs to the waiter or if he appreciates it very much because he is clinging to it as if they were going to steal it The waiter was very affectionate, especially with the tray The food is homemade, sorry, it's scarce They have grilled meats, the grill that my cuñao gave me in all the time it took them to put the meat on me I thought I would never get ESO but it has given me time to discover the cancer vaccine I was afraid that if I drank a couple of beers the civil guard would stop me but I have waited so long that I give a negative like -0.25 If you have come this far, don't worry, it took less time than the dishes to reach the table. Good evening and make the most of this year if the dishes arrive Thank you for reading"
