Lincoln
La Bottega Delitalia

La Bottega Delitalia

9 W Parade, Lincoln, LN11NL, LN1 1NL, United Kingdom

Cafés • Pizza • Coffee • Sandwiches


"From the outside, it looks like another tacky eatery in a street lined with tacky takeaways. Walk through the door and pleasantly surprised. A little deli counter, a back room then a garden. The garden overlooks a derelict abandoned overgrown garden. Not a problem, I am used to this in Athens. What is the problem, and I don’t see in Athens, tenants throwing rubbish out of their windows into the garden. It is ideal breeding ground for rats. The local environmental health should investigate, and if needed carry out enforcement action. To sit outside or not? Maybe too cool when the sun went in, and too hot if it came out as no shade. I decided to sit inside, near the back door. A red rose on the table is a neat touch. I was the only diner. Oh but we were busier earlier. Strange how I am always told, if you’d have been here when you weren’t here, we were busy. The menu was singurly uninspiring. Why panini’s? Everywhere does paninis. I have never understood why. Or pasta. The choice penne (which I don’t like), or spaghetti (which I dislike slightly less) I chose spaghetti Bolognese. It arrived seemingly quick. I was asked when I placed my order, did I wish for Parmesan cheese? It was added in the kitchen. Usually brought to and added at the table. Spaghetti Bolognese is not an Italian dish. It was an artificial dish with elements of North and South. The spaghetti mediocre at best, the Bolognese sauce excellent. I was going to leave but decided to stay. I chose tiriamasiu for dessert. Coffee, Illy, no thanks. For coffee walk to Madame Waffle or Coffee Aroma. I visited a couple of weeks ago, the previous week I found closed."

Dino's Pizza Kebab Takeaway

Dino's Pizza Kebab Takeaway

278 Wragby Rd, LN2 4QA, Lincoln, United Kingdom

Pizza • Cafés • Chicken • Fast Food


"Tonight’s offering is a “ dirty Dinos “.. the more traditional British fare. I ordered the large donner, chilli sauce, salad and garlic. This is, I find, the yardstick of every kebab retailer. The package arrived by a friendly delivery driver. The very smell took me back to Essex in my early 20s, to a certain nightclub where I met a young lady. After a trip to the local kebab shop she still managed, while holding a kebab in either hand to...... ahem. Apologies, I digress. A gentleman should never share secrets where a young lady has let her horses run free...back to the kebab. Unbelievably added to the order was a bonus cheesy garlic bread. We all love a freebie. On opening the tray a deep breath was inhaled. By the sight , you knew that this was a well put together masterpiece.. overflowing with meaty slices of heaven , the pitta is bursting at the seams. A correct portion of sauce was added, not too much, not too little. The salad is served on the side with a plethora of diced onions. I know I am in for a treat. I brace myself and my dripping maw meets the delicacy. This kebab bursts into my mouth , and my senses swim as if kissed by a tender mermaid. The meat is grilled to a turn, the chilli is spicy enough to create a “dab on” complimented by the garlic Mayo. And HELLO, what is this? A pickle served under the pitta to give correct sogginess. This is a stroke of genius. A gift from the gods. If I was a man who marked , this would receive a 4.5 skewers out of 5 rating.No one gets a 5 or who would strive for perfection? This is now my “go to” traditional British kebab shop."