Swale
Phoenix Tavern

Phoenix Tavern

Abbey Street, ME13 7BH, Swale, United Kingdom

Kebab • Pizza • Mexican • Seafood


"Having been to the Phoenix several times and I believe, this to be my second average review of the food and service, you 'd think they would have taken heed, but clearly not. Firstly, like most top end restaurants in London, they are reserving the right to charge for no shows £20 per head). But, what they are also doing, which is very unfair, is charging you for cancellations within 24 hours of the booking at £10 per head. If one or more of our friends had fallen ill over night it 's the flu season at the moment), they would have been were forced to go for an expensive average Sunday lunch, whilst spreading their germs to the other diners. It also poses the question, what would some do if you book a table less than 24 hours like we did) and then decide to cancel? The excuse that orders for food have already been placed doesn 't really hold water. The Sunday menu forces you to order a minimum of 2 courses at £34 per head. Some of the top London restaurants are charging less for far more opulent Sunday roasts e.g. the Jugged Hare at the Barbican). The Sunday lunch served was simply very average and not value for money. Finally, why are the desserts here, always consistently so bad? I ordered a baked cheesecake and got cream squirted on a piece of cake. When I asked what I had been served, I was told it was chef 's interpretation of a cheesecake. The menu clearly stated baked cheesecake. Not even in my wildest dreams can you interpret a baked cheesecake as a piece of cake with creamed squirted on it! This was promptly returned and replaced with a vile chocolate tart, with pastry so hard I couldn 't cut into it without the fear of smashing the plate it was served on. The chocolate was over salted and the chantilly cream served with it unsweetened. Save your money, go elsewhere."

The Maypole Inn

The Maypole Inn

The Street, Swale, United Kingdom

Meat • Steak • Drinks • Ice Cream


"for the manager reference incase they the necessity to follow this up, I visited 06/07/21 around approx. 19:30 and sat on table 11. I stopped walking at midnight for a quick pint. I sat on table 11 and continued to order a pint curious beer. second swallow, the table I sat, was tilted until my pint spills over me and I twisted the knee, on which I was waiting for operation. without risking facemask inside and no service outside, I have another pint with the app to pay so I am not £8.80 for a pint beer. when the second pint was bought, there was an expectation that the waitress would deliver a form of repair. the reality of the situation was that she could not have been less interested by saying the words, oh they lost her pint when I informed her that I was not aware that the table was broken, she would not have been interested less if she had told me that she did not care, at least then there was a form of cognitive assessment of the situation. there was no sign on the table, a thorough check of the table would have shown that it was not suitable for the purpose. that is not my responsibility. in a time when the hospitality sector is on the knees, please write it. but £8.80 to consume a pint, beer dipped legs and a twisted knee, up from a waitress that no less interested, made me wish I had not stopped. the not so local pub opposite the next secondary school offers much better service."