Cheltenham
Lakeside

Lakeside

Cirencester Road, GL53 8EA, Cheltenham, United Kingdom

Wine • Cakes • Coffee • Breakfast


"We ate here as staying the night at hotel. Friends joined us and as it was early (7pm) it was all but empty. We had lots to talk about and so had to keep asking the young waitress to give us more time, which didn't seem to be a problem. The menu is quite small, which for me is always a good thing as I am not good at making decisions. We did choose our drinks quite quickly, but the waitress brought the wrong wine and took some persuading that she had made a mistake! She did bring the correct one in the end, which was a rose pino spumante, and then proceeded to pour it into the red wine glasses on the table. We did not argue as we had already had to correct her wine choice, so just continued with what we had which just didn't feel right. Most of the food was well cooked and very tasty, my stuffed chicken breasts were lovely good job there were 2 as the potato stack was cooked around the edges but hard in the centre. My friend ordered the curry but only when they assured him it would be a very mild one, however when it came it was far too hot but they did take it away and cool it down with lots of yoghurt! Towards the end of the mains we were asked if everything was alright, and I did mention my potatoes just as feedback really and the waiter offered to replace it and said he would inform chef. I would say that on the whole service was good and that the initial problems with the wine were due to lack of experience. The place certainly does lack atmosphere, but this may have been due to the lack of customers on this particular Saturday night. I would not visit here especially to eat again unless I has cause to stay the night at the hotel."

Flynn's

Flynn's

16-17 Montpellier Street, Cheltenham, United Kingdom

Meat • Steak • Cheese • Chicken


"A meal, conjuring up memories of my childhood in Cheltenham and nostalgic feelings of family time well spent, started like many other evenings out on the town back home when I was younger — wet from rain and wandering the streets, wondering where to go, or, as was the case when I was underage and overconfident, wondering which places would let us in. Nowadays, substitute nightclubs and surly bouncers for restaurants and clueless hosts. A night of catching up was planned to be spent at a new restaurant in my hometown called 'Brewhouse ' but sadly when, at about eightish, when we arrived, the place was full. That 's reasonable, considering Brewhouse is newly opened, it was peak hour, it was raining outside and we had no booking. Less reasonable was an odd mumble and a one word No from the host when I asked about a waitlist or chance to book a table. I mean, it 's not The Ivy, for god 's sake. There 's going to be some space at some point that evening, isn 't there. Anyway, I have no time to rant, so in the same reasonable vein as they seem to entertain at their door, let 's just call Brewhouse and its entire staff a gang of twats and move on. And move on we did, back into the drizzly July evening and uptown to Montpellier, the 'posh bit ' of Cheltenham, home to the infamous bar crawl 'The Montpellier Run ', which I was subjected to on only the second night out of my life (thanks to my Bella Pasta teammates) which resulted in the coming of age experience of being sick down my front in my bed. Anyway, wet from rain (but thankfully not from vomit) we tried a few places in the area but they were full too, but at least those establishments were able to handle this better than Brewhouse. The Tavern, an awesome restaurant and one of my favourites in town, seemed to be shut. I learnt soon after that it was because of a large fire in the kitchen, but it’s so good I hope it’s not gone for long. After eroding the last of our energy on a loop around Montpellier, we became aware that we were getting quite close to a place called Flynn 's. This is one of those amazing, tucked away neighbourhood hangouts in all ways possible. It’s nothing too special but crucially, in all my years of going there, it hasn 't gotten anything wrong either. Simple food. Duck confit. A couple of steak choices. A burger. That kind of thing. Though I make it sound like I 'm a regular, I really haven 't been since maybe school time or my uni holidays, where my dad would take mum and I after she finished work in the Promenade just down the road. For years, Flynn 's has has seen off hearty competition from more established brands, especially up at this affluent end of town, where the only things you can do in the locale are to eat well, drink hard and shop posh. It is nestled in a sunken courtyard that also hosts a few other shops including Cheltenham’s Bang Olufsen store and a fancy schpancy independent shop that sells shawls, trinkets and dreamcatchers. From the outside and indeed the inside Flynn 's doesn 't appear to fit in to such a place; its façade is slightly scruffy and worn from its lengthy time on the mean streets of the spa town, and the interior is an uninspiring, insipid spread of over polished beige woods, tables and chairs crammed into an inconveniently shaped space and a well stocked but shaky looking bar that wouldn 't be out of place in the 'games room ' of a slightly mid life crisised divorced D.I.Y. enthusiast. Despite the battle hardened looks, it 's nice enough for what the typical diner needs; specials blackboard, some quaint artwork and a lovely terrace area in the courtyard are the simple reminders that Flynn’s is definitely a brasserie, not a diner. I think that one of the reasons Flynn 's has become so well established in Cheltenham is that the food lives up to the promise of the décor simple, hardy and it does the job. On our table of three we had a couple of burgers and a lamb shank, as well as chocolate brownie for pudding. Glasses of wine and real ale to wash it all down. You get the idea of the menu and feel of Flynn 's already, don 't you? Everything was brought to our table by a lovely friendly waitress who, in the cutest way possible was slightly clumsy and didn 't know her right from her left. The food tasted wonderful and the excellent quality of ingredients and exception gave evidence to homely, careful cooking which was all Flynn’s need to do to ensure their offerings are elevated well above the Wetherspoons of the world; great big forkfuls of hugs which, coupled with the conversation and surroundings, made for a brilliantly and much needed night of nostalgia. The burgers were juicy and overflowing with blue cheese and bacon. I almost creamed myself when our waitress allowed me to have it cooked medium to rare. The lamb, by all accounts, was a triumph, as it lasted about six seconds in front of my friend. We all had the brownie; we were all smitten. All in, it was a cheap night out, which, seeing as my friends kindly paid for me, makes me a cheap date. But I don 't put out, so after food, off I trotted, back to mum 's house. Hell, let 's still call it ‘home’. It was raining, and I was full and happy and sated, so I sauntered slowly. Nice to have rain after dealing with Dubai. I walked all the way at back home, past the restaurant I used to work in which that started my career, and past the police station where my beloved dad worked. Further along, as my shirt began to become rudely see through and my pace started to quicken, I passed the petrol station where I filled up my first car, a Honda Civic. We would race the thing to school up the Golden Valley Bypass, where I wold try to eek eighty eight miles per hour out of it while listening to the score from Back to the Future. Near home, I walked past G.C.H.Q., the United Kingdom’s spy base. I always felt quite proud living in a town that was second on the Soviet 's hit list of targets, just after Whitehall. Then round the corner, up the street and down the driveway of my childhood home. Mum was asleep, so I went straight up to another fond memory; my old bed. I was a little piggy back then and would often need to sleep on my back to be comfy after eating too much awesome stuff. So it was again this evening. On my back, sleeping and dreaming of Flynn 's, yes, but mainly of family, friends and the very special town that it Cheltenham. Also published on The Food Thing, via thefoodthing.net/home/flynns"

Smokey Joe's Cafe Diner Venue

Smokey Joe's Cafe Diner Venue

United Kingdom, GL50 4ED, Cheltenham

Cafe • Coffee • Cheese • American


"We went there on Saturday for lunch two adults and our 14 month old daughter. We waited for 15min for the waiter to come to our table to take an order. As our daughter was very hungry we specified for the childrens hot dog to come first before our food is cooked and at that point no one notified us that they are 2 people down and there are massive delays with food even though there were only 10 other people in the restaurant so it’s not like they were massively busy. Our drinks took another 10min (two draught pints) and the food took 45min from the time of order and our daughter’s cold hotdog sausage in a dry roll with nothing else it in came last, it probably took them 1min to prepare it. No one brought us any knifes and forks which we had to get ourselves from the counter and overall it was a bit uncomfortable experience as you could see the cook getting angry every time the order came in which made us feel awkward. We didn’t want to make a scene at the restaurant so after we left we made a complaint straight away. We were told because we ate our food they can’t give us any compensation even though we asked to be met half way after paying £50 bill for it and their response was quite rude calling us impertinence etc. they offered free three meal vouchers which we have declined as we don’t want to go back, it was the worse experience we’ve had with any restaurant."

Thai Emerald Cheltenham

Thai Emerald Cheltenham

Formal House 60 St. Georges Place, GL50 3PN, Cheltenham, United Kingdom

Thai • Asian • Vegan • Asiatic


"here for dinner on a Saturday evening with family and friends. this was my first time after about 3-4 years, when we were regular, came to thai emerald, so I was very interested in seeing how the restaurant had changed. we came and waited for someone who welcomed us and showed us our table, but nobody seemed to come. as a result we went to the bar and asked a waiter who pointed us on our table. for starters we ordered the mixed starters for 4 people who were good but nothing wore. the tempura garnelen were the best part of it, but in all honesty, eating was average. for the net we ordered a ran free of directed to share, including a green chicken curry, a red garn curry and some tamarinden escape that all relatiw good, but again, there was room for improvement. Generally, the service was friendly, but incredibly slow I understand that it is a Saturday night, but it took age to get the waiter and take our order, and the drinks came after some of our beginners. after finishing the meal, we asked about the bill, but again this took a long time, this was quite disappointing. everything in all that is eating well, but unfortunately I don't think that thai emerald is as good as it was earlier, but the whole experience was left off by the service. the waiters and waiters were friendly and nice, but incredibly slow and that combined with decent eating is the reason for my 3 star rating. I would recommend thai emerald, but I think there are better Thai restaurants in cheltenham like bangkok kitchen."

Zizzi

Zizzi

St James Church Suffolk Square Cheltenham, Gloucestershire GL50 2DR, GL50 2EP, United Kingdom

Pizza • Cafés • Seafood • European


"We came here for a Father 's Day lunch. No draft beers but the bottled beers we had were lovely and cold. The building is stunning a beautiful old church which was what inspired us to book here in the first place. The staff were very attentive and really friendly, and the food was lovely. We were delivered an extra dessert by accident and rather than let it go to waste, we were given it for free. We really did have a lovely time, but what marred it was the fact they they take payment by card only which for us is a huge no no. £125 for the final bill and a £10 tip was on the little plate but it was refused because we only take cards oh, but we take tips in cash . Oh no you don 't. If you don 't want our cash to pay the bill, then you don 't want our cash in a tip. We usually boycott businesses that use this discriminatory method of pushing customers towards a cashless society, but because of the occasion we didn 't make a fuss, but I doubt we shall return which is a huge shame because we really did have a lovely time in a stunning setting. I felt bad not leaving a tip because the staff were lovely but this issue of card only payments needs to be mentioned in staff meetings and addressed by the company. It is discriminatory and lost them a reasonable sized tip. Customers should have a choice how they wish to pay. Cash is legal tender and not everyone has or wants to use cards. But for this one issue, the staff would have gotten their tip and this review would have been 5* instead of 4* and we would be looking forward to another booking."

Cafe Sarnie Cheltenham

Cafe Sarnie Cheltenham

3 Bennington Street, GL50 3UA, Cheltenham, United Kingdom

Cafés • Vegan • Coffee • Breakfast


"Have been here many times most is good experiences, have seen it slip down hill the last few times! My second to last visit the owner was sat on his phone at a table no greeting when we walked in no nothing! I then asked for a high chair for him to turn and look at us and shrugged his shoulders and said got none it broke then walked away! Put it down to maybe a bad day for him! Visit today yet again cafe empty him sat on his phone at a table walked in no greeting other than him staring at us! No other staff members there, for my sister to ask for something and him say no not got it then hurried her to for something else. Placed our plates on the table and walked off! Our order was wrong when we went to tell him he was outside smoking half way up the road! Considering no other staff members were in there just me and my sister! Who leaves their cafe unattended with customers!! For him to come back about 15 minutes later I told him the order was wrong he laughed in our face and said you only telling me now!! Told him yes because you’d been up the road smoking for 15 minutes while having customers in your cafe!!! He was the rudest most unwelcoming person I’ve ever met!! So moody and customer service skills! Safe to say we won’t ever be returning and it seems no one else does anymore as the cafe is always empty when it use to be full!! Says a lot."